Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
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Top comments
Jewelofagal 2
That's a creative excuse! Still, it means you no longer have a boyfriend.
IScreamRawr 4
They will be doing more then the project.
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Comments (130)
kaylapple 1
some project theyll be doing!
JerniganHunter94 0
Ur brother knows how things work
Unlucky_Gun 0
Insert security cameras not only in his room, but throughout the house because they could have sex anywhere
Coffeebang 17
If he planned to do something with the girl then he wouldn't have told you about her
workoutfreak 4
If he's going to cheat he doesn't want you theres no point in getting upset..save your breathe if he's that much of a jerk he doesn't deserve your years. :)
loganberrybat 11
So? Don't be so paranoid - if you are paranoid like that with him and don't trust him, he should be breaking up with you!
cherryllollo 7
you guys are dumb as hell. "he wudnt have told u" hello?! hes making up an excuse so she believes him. if its not a problem then u shud be able to sleep there too.. in his bed.. without the other girl..
captainburke 5
Ahhh that's weird
Liquatic 1
Or you could show some trust, unless you want your relationship to fail because your lack of trust ended up crumbling its foundation.
Shilokitten666 19
We dont know the full story so ydi for not trusting him u selfish selfish girl, so dont yell at him when u wanna hang out with some guy and he doesnt trust you, it goes both ways hunny, least he was nice enough to tell you