Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
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Top comments
Jewelofagal 2
That's a creative excuse! Still, it means you no longer have a boyfriend.
IScreamRawr 4
They will be doing more then the project.
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Comments (130)
42billybob 5
If he was cheating on you, he wouldn't have told you she's sleeping over at his house. It arouses too much suspicion, especially seeing the kind of reaction you're giving off. The smart way to do it is to feign being too busy to hang out (homework or some career based relative equivalent). That's not a complex excuse to come up with, an idiot could think of that himself. Your life sucks because you have trust issues.
BritishHobo 0
That or he's come to the same conclusion as you and thought 'if i just TELL her that me and a girl are innocently doing a project together and she's sleeping over, she definitely won't think we're sleeping together'.
bowiesgirl9909 0
wow...definitely not your bf anymore!!!
MAMABO0 0
classwork&homework
Pocahontas22_fml 0
wrong
Maria_ale95 0
Uhhh we all know what that means...bs
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
um, wow that's sad, well at least he tolled u that this girl is going to be there! ^_^;
hensers93 0
Ok if you have a girlfriend there is no need for another girl to be stayin at your house, unless your girlfriends staying the night too thats a bunch of crap. Same if you have a boyfriend
X_o_X_ocutie 0
yes a "project"
DrCee 0
Dealbreaker!!
shezahillbilly 0
what the hell did u say back?