Keeping it in the family
Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair… with her cousin. FML
Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair… with her cousin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Today, I found out that my uncle, who is still married to my aunt, is trying to seduce my mom. FML
Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML
Today, I found out my mom is sleeping with my boss. My dad doesn’t know yet. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
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Top comments
Ruff_fml 3
Incest: The game the whole family can play.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
incest.. ew
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Comments (255)
sydharks 0
Love finds ya in the strangest of places.
xAvaricex 1
its reasons like this that i dont tell people im from texas
Neligee 9
Something is definitely wrong with the family ! :|
ChaosOfDarkness 0
I hope she know that's illegal. You can only b w/ ur 2nd or 3rd cousin. They aren't technically related to you. But 1st cousin is.
chacha2726 0
Ewww yls and FYL Yls=your life sucks FYL= f your life
govan1107 1
Wtf
Jonah171 12
Texas joke hehe
Lct1196 31
Game of thrones anyone?
with_teeth 14
At least under some countries laws, all relatives first cousin or less related are fair game. That's not to say that it should necessarily happen though.
Lunasis 14
eh in the end darlin, it's her business. can't really decide who you're attracted to