Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
Today, after many attempts at getting my girlfriend to ride the bus to see me rather than taking Uber, she finally did. She ended up meeting a man who convinced her that she should break up with me. She listened. FML
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RandomMishaps 14
I'd buy the ticket, but it would be out of town one-way.
Shan2510 14
i dont like saying ending relationships is the best way but in this case you'll be better off without her.
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Comments (94)
Sourpatch2010 7
Forgive and Forget. Forgive her, but never take a cheater back. You are only a dumbass if you do that. You can never start over on a blank slate and it will always be on your mind and heart. Let her go. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
Brandi_Faith 34
I understand what you are saying, but I don't feel it's right to call someone a dumbass because they have forgiven and taken back someone that has cheated. I bet there are a lot of people, in marriages specifically, that have forgiven their spouse for cheating and worked on the relationship and I bet a lot of those relationships are better than they were before. Yes there will not be a 'blank slate', but it doesn't mean it can't work. For some people marriage is sacred and they would rather try and work on the relationship and stay together than just immediately divorce. A lot of people aren't cut out for that, and that's fine, but there are some that are and can actually repair the marriage. And as for "once a cheater always a cheater," look at #47's comment. It is hard to change, but it is possible.
Witchylady 18
I hope you told her to start walking her ass out the door. Did you dump her
NotABoob 2
I'm amazed something pointing out that women are capable of doing nasty things was allowed to be posted.
Holy_Code 7
Buy a ticket, leave her, and never look back.
DButler25 11
Why does she need to go tell that guy that they can only be friends? Sounds like an excuse to cheat again...
Sniper_Chick4110 20
If you haven't made a legal commitment to her, this isn't actually cheating. It's just a mockery of it. Everybody thinks their juvenile relationships are the real deal these days. It takes three years to be legally considered defacto, and any woman would be a fool to stay loyal to a man who's strung her along for three years with no intention of making actual commitment. If you were not planning on doing so, stop whining and move on YDI! If you were, my condolences.
otecasacid 22
are you stupid? if the relationship is deemed exclusive at any point, it is cheating to sleep with someone else. for some reason i doubt you have any experience with commitment.
dunicha 20
Are you under the impression that someone can only feel betrayed if they're married? Or that cheating on someone is a legal issue?
kasa360 2
0 tolerance for that kind of bullshit, once a cheater, always a cheater. Caught my ex cheating on me as well, punched the guy she were cheating on me with, and told her she could go to hell and that I never would see want to see her face again, that is now two years ago, and damn, as soon as I knew she cheated, lost all respect, good riddance.
notsograceful121 13
I wouldn't say once a cheater, always a cheater. I have cheated before, but I knew it was a mistake right after it happened, and I refuse to let it ever happen again. I don't put myself in a situation to where it can happen, and I know how much it hurts the one you care about.
darliingd8 9
Is she dumb!!!??
WillMM76 12
She showed you how much she cared about you. I hope you were smart enough to toss that trash away and I really hope you didn't give her any bus fair to go get some more dick.
GamerPerson 19
She's an idiot. Dump her on principle alone.