Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
Today, after many attempts at getting my girlfriend to ride the bus to see me rather than taking Uber, she finally did. She ended up meeting a man who convinced her that she should break up with me. She listened. FML
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Top comments
RandomMishaps 14
I'd buy the ticket, but it would be out of town one-way.
Shan2510 14
i dont like saying ending relationships is the best way but in this case you'll be better off without her.
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Comments (94)
MRP360 14
Can't tell if she's genuinely that stupid or if she thinks OP is that gullible
simplysarcastics 26
Why can't she make a simple phone call or mail a letter, I would not entertain that. She wants to have her cake and eat it to. Cheating bastards are also master liars, cut that bitch off.
chidexy 21
She's an ass.....couple of weeks yeah right
howsthisforaname 34
Follow up please. I hope she is your ex now.
Smiley_70 22
I feel for you. Give her the bus fare to this guy and tell her to pack her bags. Or better still no fare and pack her bags
leeerica 2
She basically said she doesn't care about the relationship just end it
more4me 27
Dump her ass. I don't say that very often but in this case, that's the only thing I can think of. And do NOT even give her bus fare. Sorry, OP.
drafrica 5
The audacity... Obviously she does not take your relationship serious. Good riddance!
ldkindasucks 6
Give her the busfare... then change the locks while she's out. She doesn't deserve you, and you don't deserve to be put through that.
JuzReading 23
Wow she really doesn't take no for an answer. Show her the door and let her walk home. Or the other guys' place.