Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
Today, after many attempts at getting my girlfriend to ride the bus to see me rather than taking Uber, she finally did. She ended up meeting a man who convinced her that she should break up with me. She listened. FML
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Top comments
RandomMishaps 14
I'd buy the ticket, but it would be out of town one-way.
Shan2510 14
i dont like saying ending relationships is the best way but in this case you'll be better off without her.
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Comments (94)
GeneralDerp 5
Your girl's a piece of shit. Or ex.
Omniprism 15
Wow. Crazy a little? I think she saved you from herself. Now go find yourself a better lass.
vlalam 24
wow, she has some balls to even say that
klenorris 15
Get her gone!
tenderchicken 7
Cut her throat and take advantage of her corpse
monarch2 1
Get her a one way ticket back to ***** island!!!
numberswoman 14
What on Earth makes her think you're STILL her boyfriend after that?
joscoy 13
You mean ex-girlfriend right?
Karan0217 6
If a girl cheats on you once, then it's more than likely that she will cheat on you again. Dump her op you can do better
Bragi 12
Because she's really going to do that.