Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML
Today, my mom went through my drawers and found some antibiotics from Planned Parenthood. She immediately flew into a rage and told my whole family, my aunts, and her church that I was a “loose woman with a horrible disease.” The antibiotics were to treat bacterial vaginosis, not an STD at all. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML
Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML
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LittleMissMack 0
Ugh I hate parents like that. Would they rather you're on birth control or you tell them you're pregnant.
Betty7 0
oh come on... its just birth control.
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Comments (142)
toenails 0
Parents alway say the most hurtful things.
smil3es 0
=( No way, isn't the alcohol more of a worry? Seriously.
Zic_fml 7
You can't say to your offspring she's a *****! That's absolutely rude and hars from your mum to hear that. Like she has never had sex. Duh!
Rodin_fml 0
That's awful, sounds like my ex
Vonnick 0
Sneaking alcohol? That's a great way to kick start the rest of your life.
toli_fml 0
why would you keep empty alcohol bottles underneath your bed?
coolswimgirl 0
Aww. "Yes mom, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
Fuzzy88 0
Are you a *****? Maybe there's something you're leaving out.
wtf_cupcakes 0
how could she think that?! i'm not even sexually active, and my mom put me on birth control.
lillian_fml 0
With a bitch like that for a mom, I'd probably be an alcoholic too.