Today, a drunken guest in the hotel I work at has barricaded himself in the employee restroom and refuses to come out, unless I "promise to love him forever." It's 4am and I'm the only one here. FML
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kendrox 12
Oh wow I didn't think this would make it on there! Hello everyone, I am the original poster of this FML! No, I did not call the police. In other, more serious situations, I have. I did not say once that he was a danger to me, there was no need for him to get in trouble for this! It just made my night a lot harder! I left him be for a couple hours and when it came time for me to set up breakfast, I knocked on the bathroom door and gave him some coffee. He thanked me the next night. He seemed to be a very sweet man, just very very inebriated...
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CaptainMulligan 7
Call the police. Problem solved.
Karfrin123 10
Did you tell him?
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Comments (105)
Karfrin123 10
Did you tell him?
incoherentrmblr 22
Too bad it wasn't an hour earlier. Matchbox Twenty - 3am
incoherentrmblr 22
Or better yet, The Used - Taste of Ink.
XTheDesertSongX 17
I really, really like you because of those comments. As soon as you said "The Tase of Ink," I started singing it, haha!
applebramble 22
You could have just private messaged him that..
mkcontrollers 11
You didn't have to comment at all. #64
mpkpm 19
Yeah I don't have to comment either but it's just so exciting to be apart of it!
\ 28
Was he Bobby Vinton?
ScottVining 21
Then make the promise and keep it
FML_Elle 17
OP, I wouldn't say it. By the way he's behaving, it's good that he's confined himself in a room!
CaptainMulligan 7
Call the police. Problem solved.
ImJobbinn 11
That's what any smart person would do.
PewDiePie_Lover 14
Agreed.
PewDiePie_Lover 14
i don't know why my comment got thumbs down, I was meaning that I agree to call the police.
MortenM 17
Yea, not like there's another function that enables you to agree with a statement. Like thumbs up or something - hopefully they'll develop it soon
gingaa96 18
@42, yea I totally agree. Nice comment!!
gingaa96 18
I'm glad no one caught the joke
Laidbackmofo 13
Offer him food.
hulopro 16
Or don't because then he'll run out of food and would have to come out.
worldclassrager 41
Isn't there another restroom you could use?
lexiieeex3 32
So not the problem.
MortenM 17
Will be eventually..
GirlGamer12345 22
I don't think you quite get the problem here..
worldclassrager 41
Probably
Steve95401 49
Go ahead and tell him that you'll love him forever. If he's that drunk, he won't remember it in the morning.
Enslaved 38
But what if he remembers right when he comes out of the restroom and expects the OP to prove her love? A drunk guy in need of "love" isn't what I'd want to deal with until he's sober. Especially if I'm the only one there. I'd feel saver with a door between us.
ositoakaluis 16
Unless it's trap and he records it as a verbal contract
kaablam 17
Unless this person was barricaded in the bathroom with lots of extra booze, there's no reason why OP couldn't just wait it out until they got sober.
FrankCastle 3
Love him forever until he gets out?
varutha 16
If he's that drunk he'll forget your promise anyway
sistagal 8
I agree with #3, it will end this sorry situation quickly and safely for everyone
PewDiePie_Lover 14
there is a button or two for that.
tiernang 21
Hypocrite. ^
starcaller17 16
I think that was sarcasm...
NinjaDitto623 14
Then why didn't you write this as a reply to #3?
meladuh 16
Its like i just got owned. So i am gonna try owning someone else to make myself feel better.
Jellybellybeanz 22
Call your boss/ supervisor or someone who will take care of it. Even call 911 if you need too! Otherwise just leave him alone until someone else comes