Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML
Today, my ex got arrested for stealing. His new girlfriend texted me asking if I could lend her money to bail him out. FML
Today, I had to bail my husband out from jail for almost killing someone. What happened? He and my sister-in-law were in an grocery store when she spotted his old high school nemesis, who back then was the biggest bully in school. She thought that it would be "exciting" to see what would happen if their paths crossed again. FML
Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML
Today, the girl my ex-husband cheated on me with, and left me for, called me and asked for money to bail him out of jail. She asked me because I have my own business and I'm financially stable. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML
Today, my husband's ex-girlfriend is getting a restraining order on him. Turns out, for the past 2 years of our marriage, he has been trying to contact her and ditching work to stalk her. To top it all off, he told me not to come to court with him because he doesn't want her to see he downgraded. FML
Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of a heavily-discounted item. The item in question: a toaster. FML
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Top comments
Melayia 14
And you did this why? Doesn't seem like your problem to me.
not_your_taco 15
Your ex needs to grow a pair. If his wife finds out on her own she'll be a lot more mad than if he just told her
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Comments (145)
sugoine 12
(In no specific order) 1.) why was he in jail? 2.) how solid is this bailout good for blackmail later? 3.) just kidding on #2-WTF would you bail an ex or even a current spouse or significant other out of jail? If they are "smart enough" to get themselves in jail, they are definitely "smart enough" to get their own @$$es out. ?
nerdyninjarobot 5
Why would you do it. Tell him to go **** himself.
SexyMexi21 23
I would have left his ass in jail and phoned her myself from the station.
mpare1 12
No, you didn't "have to"...
Avashantu 18
You didn't HAVE to.. You chose to.
nightfall8705 33
You bailed your ex-husband out of jail. Why? He's an ex for a reason - you don't owe that asshole anything. You didn't HAVE to do anything. You could have just said, "**** you. **** your new wife. Don't **** all those dicks you'll be getting in the pokey." See, it's not that hard!
iheartstupid 4
YDI for agreeing to bail him out in the first place. You didn't have to do that, you chose to. And it was a stupid decision.
jpapritz 11
Okay you didn't have to YDI
cyberI7 13
Silly Rabbit. Trix are for kids!
abylaunch 10
YDI for agreeing. I once had an ex call to ask for bail money. All I did was laugh at him and hang up.