Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML
Today, my ex got arrested for stealing. His new girlfriend texted me asking if I could lend her money to bail him out. FML
Today, I had to bail my husband out from jail for almost killing someone. What happened? He and my sister-in-law were in an grocery store when she spotted his old high school nemesis, who back then was the biggest bully in school. She thought that it would be "exciting" to see what would happen if their paths crossed again. FML
Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML
Today, the girl my ex-husband cheated on me with, and left me for, called me and asked for money to bail him out of jail. She asked me because I have my own business and I'm financially stable. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML
Today, my husband's ex-girlfriend is getting a restraining order on him. Turns out, for the past 2 years of our marriage, he has been trying to contact her and ditching work to stalk her. To top it all off, he told me not to come to court with him because he doesn't want her to see he downgraded. FML
Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of a heavily-discounted item. The item in question: a toaster. FML
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Top comments
Melayia 14
And you did this why? Doesn't seem like your problem to me.
not_your_taco 15
Your ex needs to grow a pair. If his wife finds out on her own she'll be a lot more mad than if he just told her
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Comments (145)
milmac 9
You "had to"? No, you didn't "have to". You could have -- you *should* have -- told him to call his new wife. You said it yourself: he's your EXhusband. Not your problem any more.
Goblin182 27
I'm pretty sure you didn't "have to".
ididntdoitiswear 14
...You didn't have to. You know that, right?
punknchunk 4
You didn't HAVE to do anything. next time leave him there. you should give a flying fart in space if his new wife gets mad at him. he's your ex husband as in not your dang problem anymore.
KitKat20_fml 20
No you didn't, you don't owe him shit. That's his wife's responsibility, not yours.
jensbae 5
He's not your husband anymore. It's not your problem if he gets arrested.
Dallyni 22
Well, you didn't HAVE to do it
drrobotnik1 18
YDI for doing it. if he's so awful, leave him there to rot! if you like him enough to bail him out, then you have nothing to complain about, since you're helping out a friend. either way, you didn't "have to." you did this to yourself.
BrassWing13 11
YDI for actually doing it, he's clearly a bad person if he's in jail and had to call his ex wife for bail
Fmlsea 28
just because he was in jail doesnt mean hes a bad person , you dont know what he was arrested for so you cant make tyat assumption. afterall he could've been arrested for peeing in public and that wouldnt make him a bad person.
IIIIRowdy 5
But why?