Today, my ex got arrested for stealing. His new girlfriend texted me asking if I could lend her money to bail him out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl my ex-husband cheated on me with, and left me for, called me and asked for money to bail him out of jail. She asked me because I have my own business and I'm financially stable. FML
Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML
Today, I heard that my ex wrecked my car. He'd "borrowed it" and has had it for 2 months. He refused to return it. I went to the police and they went behind my back and "attempted" to retrieve it yesterday, without me. This just caused him to run away. FML
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
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Top comments
Tamandua 19
Give her a nickel and tell her not to spend it all in one place.
XxDanno316xX 27
Either she is really brave or really ******* stupid. Fyl op.
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Comments (78)
ForeverJasmine 26
I wouldn't lend her any money, that's her problem
MariaGiovanni 25
Honestly it's not even her problem it's just his. The girlfriend should dump him too for being a thief.
Catdragon 40
well that was inappropriate of her.
XxDanno316xX 27
Either she is really brave or really ******* stupid. Fyl op.
xTommytheGUNx 15
or really desperate...just saying.
XxDanno316xX 27
The guy is in jail, probably for doing something completely stupid.... That's not a desperate situation. And for him and his girl to ask the op for bail money is also completely ridiculous.
gracehi 33
Why not both? If "Forest Gump" is to be believed, stupidity and courage go hand in hand.
DanCastellaneta 17
Ehhh... Let's go with the latter
Tamandua 19
Give her a nickel and tell her not to spend it all in one place.
Jason89 16
a nickel? damn i would have given a penny lol
SalenaCrosse 16
Ask her if she needs a quarter to call someone who cares.
dabomb467 6
And that people, is what they call a burn.
Skoff_fml 27
"Sorry lady, you bought him, he's your problem now"
caityyjaay 7
That's what I would respond with
MrPotatoFace 9
#38 omg, your profile picture is creepy
AlyKinks35 21
lol right
HotFrosty 14
Oh, No. Oh, Hell No!
heftysmash253 6
You should give her your two cents.
Adapdion 16
Give her a dollar with the words "**** you" written on it. Super insensitive of her.
FitFriday 32
Or just don't give her the money and say that anyways.
SweetasCandy0609 28
Wow some nerve she has asking you for money for your ex it's her boyfriend now so he's her problem not yours. How and why does she even have your number? I hope you told her absolutely not OP you don't owe either of them anything.