Today, I had to bail my husband out from jail for almost killing someone. What happened? He and my sister-in-law were in an grocery store when she spotted his old high school nemesis, who back then was the biggest bully in school. She thought that it would be "exciting" to see what would happen if their paths crossed again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML
Today, I received a call from my husband of 10 years from prison. He sobbed on the phone as he explained to me that his anger got the best of him, and couldn’t control himself. He beat the pulp out of a classmate of his for declining a date with him, and sent her to the hospital. FML
Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML
Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of a heavily-discounted item. The item in question: a toaster. FML
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
Today, I went shopping with my sister’s husband to help him choose a birthday gift for her. My sister’s insane friend saw us, followed us, and caused a huge screaming scene in the middle of the mall accusing us of having an affair. FML
Today, I got bailed out of jail. I was there because I saw a girl being hit by her boyfriend. I rushed over to help only to have her hit me repeatedly. The cops came and she blamed her bruises on me. The boyfriend corroborated her story. FML
Today, my ex got arrested for stealing. His new girlfriend texted me asking if I could lend her money to bail him out. FML
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Taurus_ChicKa 37
You didn't have to bail him out, but your sister-in-law should have known better. What is she, 12?
DLBL 23
You did not "Have To" bail him out.
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DLBL 23
You did not "Have To" bail him out.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You didn't have to bail him out, but your sister-in-law should have known better. What is she, 12?
tiptoppc 21
Just going to say it, your husband has ptsd. Trust me, I know the feeling. Sadly, I experienced something just like this yesterday when trying to get a protection order. I’m lucky I was able to control myself, but it was one of the hardest things i’ve had to stop myself from doing in my life as I contemplated whether I wanted to give up my recent progress (full hire plus benefits for first time at a job) for the satisfaction of ending someone i absolutely hated in a courtroom to protect my wife. I’m moving next month and putting as much distance between us and them as much as I can instead.