Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML
Today, it's been months that my mom has owed me $174, and every time I ask she tells me she's too poor to pay me back. Girly bought an entire 180k dollar farm with my grandparents the day after I asked (also the money was used for gas, and she guilt tripped me into giving it to her). FML
Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
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enonymous 9
I hope you kept your receipts for macaroni necklace and chores around the house. If not you'll be audited
Chinnithy 0
Pay her back in pennies.
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Comments (305)
hayliepoche 5
haha that sucks how much do u have so far?
pongo_lycaon 4
Find the notebooks and DESTROY THEM!
Deathhound 27
Children "pay" back when they smile (at you), laugh (with you), do wonderful things (for you). And they "pay" back when you know you raised them right when they become good humans.
syed121417 22
*slow clap as tear falls down cheek* That was beautiful
icatchrugs 0
haha what a creep, not legal though anyway fight it if she's serious
silverjewell 4
burn the books :-]
Lull_fml 4
My mom did something like that as well. I think I actually paid her back around $300 or so before the guilt trip wore off and I moved out of state.
ospeltz1 0
I've always wondered. if people actually did this. what a bitch
Jake_leach 0
You mom sounds just like my girlfriends mom f#cking crazy!!!
annihil8or 15
Ur screwed lol
Trace01m 11
Just tell her its the down payment for the silver package when her ass gets stuck in the old folks home.
geeksaresexy 18
OP should go and find the WORST old peoples home ever, take her mum there and tell her 'This is where you're going if you even ASK me to pay you back'