Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML
Today, it's been months that my mom has owed me $174, and every time I ask she tells me she's too poor to pay me back. Girly bought an entire 180k dollar farm with my grandparents the day after I asked (also the money was used for gas, and she guilt tripped me into giving it to her). FML
Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
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Top comments
enonymous 9
I hope you kept your receipts for macaroni necklace and chores around the house. If not you'll be audited
Chinnithy 0
Pay her back in pennies.
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Comments (305)
cryoterra 1
I suggest getting a cover identity when you turn 18 lol
golfswimboy 0
too bad you got this from the movie I love you Beth Cooper
Sparx1_1 16
Sorry OP but parenting doesn't work that way. You don't owe her anything and she clearly has some issues if she thinks you do.
Imagine_Child 0
burn the notebooks :)
bigboston 0
that's stupid
CJ324 0
damn... I feel so sorry for u xD that sux monkey nuts
sinnerg 0
if she ever asks u for the money. (pick out) tell those that u did not ask her to buy. ;))
rjflores 0
burn the notes.
markli 2
Lol how is she going to make you pay? Send her to a crappy old folks home when the time comes.
VeilOfVelvet 0
Wow that's stupid. She thinks she was doing you some kind of favor by buying you things and then expects you to pay her back? Like what #137 said: parenting doesn't work that way. That's what a mom is supposed to do for her child, and she should be happy to do so. I would just burn them if I were you.