Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML
Today, it's been months that my mom has owed me $174, and every time I ask she tells me she's too poor to pay me back. Girly bought an entire 180k dollar farm with my grandparents the day after I asked (also the money was used for gas, and she guilt tripped me into giving it to her). FML
Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
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enonymous 9
I hope you kept your receipts for macaroni necklace and chores around the house. If not you'll be audited
Chinnithy 0
Pay her back in pennies.
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Comments (305)
rdvfyubuyg 1
oh then that sucks to be u FYL! I'm sorry well then tell ur mom this"If ur gunna make me pay for it then too bad!"
e077 15
You did not ask to be born. I would not pay one cent.
catkat1988 17
Fortunately this is the kind of situation that simply allows you to ignoree your mother. You have no legal or moral obligation to pay her back. That's how it works: Her mother paid for her childhood, she paid for your childhood and you'll be paying for the childhood of your kid when you get one. Neat circle, eh?
DerrickJames 33
That isn't a circle.
Ezri 0
My mother didn't keep notebooks, but when I moved out at 17 she asked me for $134,000 for all the love and care I got for the last 17 years. I gave her just under 1.5% ($2000) and told her to sue me for the rest.
lmaoatall 6
I wouldn't have given her anything! well, maybe the bird as I drove away.
SpankyMcThrust 6
I've given my parents money for rent, food, expenses, etc. But that's only out of the goodness of my heart. If they'd demand I owe them I'd laugh.
jackdup6 3
Why is it always moms?
cakit0o 0
SOME PEOPLE SHOULD NEVER BE PARENTS IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!
LaughingGod 0
The nice thing is, once you're an adult, you don't *have* to pay her back.
hld007 0
some people are horrible... I say before she gets the chance disappear
BIGTON_fml 0
BURN THEM!
SteelCladAngel 0
sounds like my mother in law.
PanamaPride 0
Haha, I Woulda Been Like " Thats A Btch Move " -_____- Buhh Yeah Start Saving Up Or Find Excuses That That Money Could Be Used For College.
geeksaresexy 18
She can't make OP pay it, there's no way to enforce it. It's not like she had a contract with OP.