Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML
Today, it's been months that my mom has owed me $174, and every time I ask she tells me she's too poor to pay me back. Girly bought an entire 180k dollar farm with my grandparents the day after I asked (also the money was used for gas, and she guilt tripped me into giving it to her). FML
Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
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enonymous 9
I hope you kept your receipts for macaroni necklace and chores around the house. If not you'll be audited
Chinnithy 0
Pay her back in pennies.
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Comments (305)
snickerz01 0
after she asks you to pay her back, cut off all communication to her and never speak with her until she drops all charges
snickerz01 0
after she asks you to pay her back, cut off all communication to her and never speak with her until she drops all charges
trese666 0
I hope u told her you kept tabs on all the house cleaning and chores you did as a child, tell her you want compensation
slipfox 0
I would tell them hell no lol by law they can't make you pay ;)
FreebirdIII 1
Or, your reading way to much into it. She may be keeping a record for memorial purposes. Perhaps you should ask her.
bharted85 7
WTF? Oh hell no. What about paying for college and stuff?! Or does that not matter to her? Damn.
jiggyjigsaw 0
hey my mom tells me that all the time
Joshuagonzalez_fml 0
I plan to do the same but on my own will this would be cutting all ties with my father :D no jole
sj101990 3
DId she remember to account for inflation?
Calyx_fml 22
If you do pay her back then there is nothing that you owe her.