Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML
Today, it's been months that my mom has owed me $174, and every time I ask she tells me she's too poor to pay me back. Girly bought an entire 180k dollar farm with my grandparents the day after I asked (also the money was used for gas, and she guilt tripped me into giving it to her). FML
Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
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enonymous 9
I hope you kept your receipts for macaroni necklace and chores around the house. If not you'll be audited
Chinnithy 0
Pay her back in pennies.
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Comments (305)
im_awsome 2
she's supposed to provide anything yu need until age of 18. wit no pay backs; what she think this is loans?
girlingreen 3
You should ask her if grandma was as cold as she is. Also there is also child support checks the government gives out. Also the factor of how much of that money was hers, it could have belonged to the father.
SorrowFull 8
I feel ya, my father is the same way. The only difference is, that he didn't wait until I was an 18 to start charging for "living expenses". You ought to tell your loving mother that you don't owe her jack. It was her choice to have sex, she got pregnant, and her chose to raise you, the state required her to clothe and feed till 18 years of age. Petty, petty, petty.
kiltsaresexy 4
Your mom is effing batshit, OP.
JesterMarcus 0
Having a child was her choice, you didn't ask to be born. you owe her nothing.
ChiddyBANGr 13
That is exactly how i feel. Parents can be so ignorant now-a-days.
MrXerxes5 6
eh. i believe in taking care of your parents when they get old so idc. YDI
geeksaresexy 18
Yes. be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home..
pan1cked 0
70- If I were your child I would let you sit in your soiled adult diaper for days.
rambi_fml 0
she's probably experimenting if the statistics are true that raising a child up to its 18th B-day really costs up to 150.000 dollars.
pulse18 2
just burn them.
emz89 0
uh that's what raising kid is all about. you don't make them pay you back. fyl op
icadragoon 11
Burn them. :D