Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML
Today, it's been months that my mom has owed me $174, and every time I ask she tells me she's too poor to pay me back. Girly bought an entire 180k dollar farm with my grandparents the day after I asked (also the money was used for gas, and she guilt tripped me into giving it to her). FML
Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
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enonymous 9
I hope you kept your receipts for macaroni necklace and chores around the house. If not you'll be audited
Chinnithy 0
Pay her back in pennies.
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Comments (305)
Lufferkinz 0
It was her decision to have a child. If you don't want to spend money, keep your dick wrapped, simple as that.
Blueglasscup 18
Your picture... It already gives me the shivers.
Tcaret300 12
what blue waffle?? haha at least it's not the REAL one...
YacL 15
Makes me like Pancakes better.
EffinToofer 3
Sure she is. There are too many mothers these days that use their children for money that they feel is owed them for stretch marks, formula, clothes, etc. I suggest some people be spayed or neutered for displaying such behavior. But that's just me.
holagranola 15
aren't mom's supposed to spend there own money on stuff for you ? especially when your just born:P
Jasonf6 0
Please tell me your mom isn't that stupid. it's her DUTY as a parent to raise you and pay for it.
Alycidon 1
Uhm... get the **** out ASAP?
gingerlr 0
wow your mums a bitch. could understand if if was from when you finished school but the rest?
TheRealLori 0
Swipe them. Replace them with a copy of the laws stating it's her effing responsibility as an adult and as your parent to provide for you.
underguarded 20
this is a Hillarious idea
lmaoatall 6
your moms nuttier than a squirrels turd. get out as soon as you can. and whatever you do, do not sign any agreement papers. she can't make you pay, don't even stress about it.
Tcaret300 12
Win hitler-cat!
lauren_pink 0
WHAT AN EVIL B-TCH!! WHO DOES THAT!
hotair10 9
OP's mom