Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML
Today, it's been months that my mom has owed me $174, and every time I ask she tells me she's too poor to pay me back. Girly bought an entire 180k dollar farm with my grandparents the day after I asked (also the money was used for gas, and she guilt tripped me into giving it to her). FML
Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
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enonymous 9
I hope you kept your receipts for macaroni necklace and chores around the house. If not you'll be audited
Chinnithy 0
Pay her back in pennies.
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Comments (305)
madamoizelle101 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
shes called a "mother" for a reason!
starwind3438 9
And you are called a douche for a reason.
SpankyMcThrust 6
Hahah. Oh wait, you're serious. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
mk58 31
Penny-pincher mother? What did she ever have kids for if that's what she thought mothering was?
DoubleRainbows 1
the condom broke.
jennifer93 0
wow thats just plain crazy
kingnothing607 3
Lol thats funny but stupid, she cant really make op do it, and legally op doesnt have to and cant be forced, so sucks to be mom.
StormGirl142 24
Just remind her that if she hadn't bought you the things you needed, she'd be in jail right now for child abuse.
Human_Delilah 0
okay This is what you Do.. Pay Her back In Man Strippers..
omg_a_BALLOON 0
You're going to be one of them.
Badshah29 6
Its not like u made her spend money on you, tell her its was all her own choice, so u dont have to pay her back. thats whats moms are supposed to do after all
emmiep1011 7
super awkward...
Tcaret300 12
I don't see how it's awkward but ok...
laxitup41 0
not really
Blueglasscup 18
These days the FMLs seemed interlinked. 2 FMLs in a row about eggs, then 2 in a row about penises and now 2 in a row about moms.
yuesha 5
Dude, this happened to my mom's friend from college! Her husband was given a black notebook as a WEDDING GIFT from his parents with every penny spent on him since the year he turned 13. His parents were absolutely serious.