merissa22
Chicago, United States
Today, I found out that the "vines" I was cutting down this morning were actually poison oak. I can only see out of one eye, and I'm virtually unrecognizable due to the facial swelling. FML
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WCARlover 35
Yeah there's not much to add to this one. I guess since you're virtually unrecognizable this would be the time to go rob a bank?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Unrecognizable, you say? Time to streak naked and destroy stuff! Unless you have a birthmark/tattoo/unmistakable genital deformity.
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Pentium_4 27
Well, now you know the difference hopefully
krewer21 1
Hopefully...
swig 0
"leaves of three, let it be" :)
kay71095 9
44- that's for poison ivy
baddud300 6
At first I read "veins" ....
WCARlover 35
Yeah there's not much to add to this one. I guess since you're virtually unrecognizable this would be the time to go rob a bank?
redbluegreen 41
Just think about how much they would save by not having to buy a mask.
Krirn 21
5 - $3.99 before tax?
whyusofat 17
This is completey off topic but is that your natural eye color? Its gorgeous
Krirn 21
20 - No, this isn't even a picture of me, but I'm sure Jackie Chan would appreciate the compliment.
nutellaisawesome 5
I think 20 meant 3...
Swift4Life 13
I think whyusofat was talking to WCARlover, cause you can't really see Mr. Chans eyes in your pic.
WCARlover 35
lmao @ 20:) but yes it's my natural eye color thank you
Futacy 30
20- if you want to ask an off topic question, send her a private message instead of commenting where everybody can see it.
epicskier 3
I new plants were evil!!!
whyusofat 17
I would but im on the app so yea...
EnterSandman_fml 20
Rob a bank while my face is unrecognizable and I can't see to know where any potential police may be? BRILLIANT! We'll buy a pint of Guinness if you don't get caught.
LoveGuru69 0
hey whyusofat, are those your toothbrushes? theyre gorgeous...
whyusofat 17
Yea i walked in on em but they didnt mind and kept going...
loserboii 11
You might want to cover that somehow, you might scare people away.jk But seriously swelling is never fun, just try to relax for a couple of days.
Krirn 21
Too bad it's not Halloween, you could've dressed up as Two-Face.
manurwickd 1
I just imagine you saying that in an Asian accent.
courtz94 24
Sorry op, try some medicine to help the face swelling go down.
superhumangambit 4
Just walk it off you pansy.
Sarcastic_x 6
Right...because walking it off will make the swelling go down.
Zer0percent 8
How exactly do u walk off facial swelling?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Take a walk while dragging your face on the pavement. Kinda of like Sweetiebelle does.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
The mods strike again.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Unrecognizable, you say? Time to streak naked and destroy stuff! Unless you have a birthmark/tattoo/unmistakable genital deformity.
ebonyirony 29
10- or a nametag.
MsConfusedd 27
Go scare some small children ;)
EmoSquirrel 7
Time to visit the local elementary school?
ceccles628 6
So, you were able to type this?
zingline89 18
Well isn't that just swell. I bet you're itching to get back to work. But seriously, I hope you're oakay. Just get some meds and some rest and I think you'll be doing just vine.
milers11 3
Oh, I see what you did there.
zingline89 18
The people who say "I see what you did there" are the people who have been made fun of their whole life for being the last one in the room to get the joke