Today, my boyfriend's father suggested that, ideally, I should aim to have my baby in early July, or wait until he gets back from Europe in October. I'm due September 4th, and he will be "incredibly disappointed" if he misses the birth of his first grandchild due to my "selfishness". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother-in-law told me to "just wait" until she gets home from her trip, because apparently, taking a vacation with her partner is more important than the birth of her first grandchild. Contractions started a few hours ago. Part of me hopes she misses it. FML
Today, the father of my unborn child told me he isn't sure he'll be able to make it to the birth, since there's no guarantee of when it will happen, so he can't schedule time off. This would be understandable if he actually had a job. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to be in the room whilst I gave birth. He offered to wait in the waiting room, but only if I gave birth on a weekend, and if it was a weekday he’d be too busy at work. I reproduced with this guy, and this isn’t the meanest thing he’s ever said to me. FML
Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My boyfriend and I have been dying to have kids together. This would be an exciting moment if he wasn't deploying in June and will miss everything except the morning sickness. FML
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
Today, the soon-to-be father of my baby told me he thinks I'm an extremely selfish person, and that I don't love him. His reasoning? I haven't given him a back rub in two weeks, sleep too much, and have a hormonal problem. Once again: I AM PREGNANT! FML
Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML
Today, my future sister-in-law, who hasn’t even been engaged a week, informed everyone that the wedding is on December 19th, which is the due date of my first child. My brother won’t change the date and is making my family choose between his wedding or being at the hospital with me. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
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kooochris1995 14
Jeez don't be so selfish!!! Women these days!!
perdix 31
Tell him you're disappointed that his gigolo son still hasn't popped the question even after knocking you up. I'll bet the old bastard will stop taking his petty annoyances to you anymore.
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kooochris1995 14
Jeez don't be so selfish!!! Women these days!!
kooochris1995 14
That was sarcasm, if you didn't get it.
Damn_Hippster 11
It sounds like the boyfriend's father is the selfish one.
xcarxcrashx 9
Your post was funny till you felt the need to explain it.
AnonymousTroll 2
He explained it to avoid confrontation to trolls like myself...the coward.
KeyboardWarrior 10
He explained it because it was being thumbed down a lot.
kooochris1995 14
40 is the correct one. You guys shouldn't thumb him down. (:
mihalakakos 0
Whoops
M0rt 0
He was right in explaining it; mos people here don't know what a joke is.
muppetslover 11
That's mine and by boyfriends birthday too:) but that was really quite selfish of him not of you it's his own damn fault for going out of the country!
Isaac_The_Man 0
That's the day I was born! Just don't name him/her Isaac, it's a horrible name xD I hope you have a beautiful baby
iMuffinKat 16
I know, right?? She could just keep the baby in there for a month but she's too selfish to do that even for her boyfriend's father! What a horrible, horrible, person. Anyway, OP's boyfriend's dad is dumb.
Pinkfl0yd 9
The first of many such disappointments.
omgo_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Your so selfish
mduerden 18
You're **
Pentium_4 27
my so selfish what? -.-
cyK0tek 0
....lol is it really THAT hard to tell the difference between "your" and "you're"..?
sweetdreams20 0
Your a dumb ass.. Hard to tell but still gets the point across
Marcelb 17
Apparently. Many people do it. I don't get why it would be so hard though. I'm not English and it's a piece of cake for me. You'd think native English speakers should know how to use them. I would like to make a distinction though, people can just have made a mistake of course, while writing quickly for instance. It happens to the best of us. And let's not forget that autocorrect has put lots of people in awkward positions (worse than a word only being spelled incorrectly) hence the website DYAC. ;)
immaMonsta 8
#130 You would think that you would use the correct form of "you're" after you reply to a comment which used the wrong form and two people corrected it...but no, I guess that's too much for you to grasp.
swimmersrok 0
Shes not selfish... Shes pregnant!
Jared900DUmpling 30
*She's
blackbelt25 12
Get your boyfriend to record everything when you're in labor then show your boyfriends dad. So he won't miss anything. ;)
ohSNAPyall 27
Don't bother. Apparently daddio still needs to learn about the birds and the bees if he thinks OP can hold the baby in for an extra month.
Glidefedt 6
Skype has a new use!
swimmersrok 0
Make sure you get a real good veiw. Im sure he'll want all the details!
myoukei 31
if I was her, I would never let the man into my hospital room when I was in labor just to spite him. I wouldn't care if I bore his first and last grandkid, the man is an asshat.
Swiftly 0
You gotta do what you gotta do!
bizarre_ftw 22
That's sad.....
perdix 31
Tell him you're disappointed that his gigolo son still hasn't popped the question even after knocking you up. I'll bet the old bastard will stop taking his petty annoyances to you anymore.
perdix 31
I wasn't thinking about the cost of the wedding. In my cynical view of marriage, one of the only redeeming features of the institution is to provide financial stability for children. Marriage keeps people who hate each other together which has the odd side-effect of creating stable economic units for the kids.
DasHaas 9
Who says they aren't married? Just because they've signed a contract doesn't make them legally obligated to call each other "husband" and "wife". I have a girlfriend, and we're soon to be married. Afterwards, I'll still have a girlfriend. And nobody will know the difference, because nobody will know. Like you said; it's just a legal thing. Some people really treat it like that.
AdamBasebal69 0
I'm sure Obama would approve of an abortion.
perdix 31
#94, if you want to reap the legal and financial benefits of being married, you do have to admit that you are husband and wife. Who gives a **** what you tell people in your social circle?
DasHaas 9
My point exactly. You don't have to admit it to anyone but the state. Considering we aren't the state, there is no way at all to tell whether or not these people are married. There's only assumptions being made.
KunoKanashimi 3
....Not everyone has that way of thinking, you know. I've seen tons of couples who aren't married and have a child, that could simply be the case. Please don't turn this into something stupid.
perdix 31
#126. It's possible, but a two-parent household generally tends to be more stable financially, and the marriage contract makes it more difficult to break up.
KunoKanashimi 3
I'm gonna say this bluntly. Once they're married, they're husband and wife. That's kind of the point...
jellenwood 35
Hi!
SiraSiemens 21
jeez how did you end up as one of the two top comments? its very obvious you're letting out your own frustration on OPs boyfriend
eastsidesoldier 7
I'm a dumbass.
chelseasamazing 6
actually, you're number 8.
Ferretface 13
*facepalm*
WCARlover 35
8...but even if you were #6 who cares?
Swiftly 0
Cool story bro!
Akumie 6
Your comment needs to be about 20% more accurate.
ohSNAPyall 27
25% A difference of 2 is 1/4 of 8.
GoW_Chick 15
They already made 2 sequels to I am number four, why the hell didn't anyone tell me?!
rainydayz133 6
You're number 8, and why does it matter?
mduerden 18
No 8
Pelreskovich 11
I wish I had a number.
Justforlolz 14
Something tells me that 8's life goal is to be the first comment on a FML.
musicluvr2000 11
Now that you mention it your ranking has gone down to 74 654 918 184 947 in the world
zombicidal 11
that ranking is right below Stalin
twilightluvr101 4
18 needs more dragons
musicluvr2000 11
We realized
swimmersrok 0
Random much?
Justforlolz 14
Naaa, just some lovely comment tweaking by your friendly neighborhood moderator.
Skyrim123 3
I agree
leilaostara 1
Too right.
Tyger44 1
Tell him to go **** himself.
ankoku 2
Agree'd This seems like it'd b an appropriate situation to fart loudly and then walk away
22cute 17
And based on his knowledge of sexual function, he may actually think it's possible.
Enslaved 38
Tell him, he has plenty of time to change "his" plans. As long as your baby's father is there, don't worry about in-laws. Some you can never please.
gilbirds 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for getting pregnant out of wedlock.
jedielf 23
*speechless* No, she most definitely did not.
remz89 3
I don't see how she being married would make the situation any different. N grow up, no body really gets married anymore, a piece of paper does not symbolize love.
Dracoboxer357 36
13- OP doesn't deserve any level of bullshit from another person about when she decides to have a child simply because it doesn't conform to their timeline or your religious/ marital preferences. A piece of paper and a ceremony doesn't instantly create a pure and perfect family, and the average national divorce rate of close to 50% proves it. :p With all due respect, pull your ignorant head from your arrogant ass and please, please, try to realize there is more ways to live your life than the one and only choice you've selected for yourself. :p
GoW_Chick 15
They must do a lot of yoga or something if they can get their head up their own ass.. So how's the view down there, as shitty as it sounds?
beckyxD 13
13 - My parents had me when they got married. They were married a whole 4 whopping years. Whereas, my friend's parents NEVER got married, but they had 3 kids together. They've been together for 23 years. I say marriage is a waste of time and money. So, shut the hell up. Thanks. Have a nice day. (:
Awsumuzzie 12
I'm not Christian, obviously, but I know Islam, Christianity, and Judaism have a lot in common. I also know it's pretty sinful (on a small degree of course) in Islam to judge a person, because you're not God. All in all, I think you just sinned too.
yummy_richkid 3
24 - it may not symbolize love, but it does symbolize a lot of legal and financial benefits :)!