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It's not what you think…

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML

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What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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Makes sense if the dog is big I would do the same

That's disgusting. You should be reported for animal abuse and twisted reasoning.

eatdemcupcakes 4

You couldve told her it was opposite day

I think you need some professional help. Humping a dog . . . Is not . . . Normal. Do, you, understand?

Wow I'm pretty sure u enjoyed it

oreaganno 2

That oughta teach him! ;)

lets hope the mom is smokin something No.1

rampersaud 10

Coming on to the dog hey?

@no.1 lets hope the mom is smoking sometging

simonetaylor94 6

Im srry but Tht is hilarious!