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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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It's not what you think…
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
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Coolermonkey 9
What.The.****?!?
kstizzle_504 8
Location location location
arun_678 10
What the ****????
House150412 8
LOL
PikarooArtist 17
Ya know, there is this thing called a spray bottle you can use on your dog to get him/her to quit humping you.
SenorRoberto 4
You're supposed to keep your clothes on when you jump them back