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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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It's not what you think…
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
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ssassin511 0
what the **** were you thinking humping a ******* dog
bentheklutz 5
****** dingus.
Whitewall_fml 2
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talki 0
That's more of a fml for her: Today, I walked into a room where my brother in law was humping a dog and yelling "how do you like that!" FML
swearv 0
Lol that's super jokes
carboncopy1987 6
YDI!!! WTF were u thinking!?! your not supposed to hump it back to show ur dominant. just wrestle it and hold it down in an uncomfortable (but NOT painful) position for a couple mins till it stops squirming and realizes YOU are in control.
janicus 9
it says his sister in law walked in...just for like ever second person who said it was his mum...
jayyw5 3
Mom? Why is everyone saying mom... Isn't it his sister in law???
SlaughterSprite 3
I would lmao if I walked in on someone doing that. XD
nabila21 0
I laughed while feeling bad 4 u but almost cried when I saw how many people said u deserved it.