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It's not what you think…

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML

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What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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what the hell is wrong with you?

******* weirdo...

I would never dry hump a dog. I think a stern "no" would suffice. xD

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

usmc2277 15

I guess you could say...you rode that bitch

kittykat1501 31

???

kittykat1501 31

wow

ireallylikepasta 12

WHAT THE ACTUAL ****?!?!