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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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It's not what you think…
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
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Comments (426)
Joey_N 2
LMFAAAOOOO!! Im done! This made me laugh for a good 10 minutes. My family thought I was crazy for a second. The mental image of you violating your dog is what makes me laugh lol. Best FML i've read in a while.
laurenlovesjb 20
I love Justin Bieber.
ShananaginsLOL 13
Hahahaha hah lol best fml ever!!!!!dude ya totally made my day!!!!! Ur poor mom though
forevergreen13 9
that's fantastic!!! hahahaha
cb1002630 11
Hahahaha
SunshineNancy 8
Omg lmaoo.
dumbblonde1432 5
HAHAHAHAHA. OMG. Can't stop laughing
Funnyguyproblems 1
Ever thought about getting him neutered?
itsnikibish 4
I did that before too! And my mom walked in and my dog wasnt allowed to sleep in my room anymore
secretlady99 6
lmfao, beautiful