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It's not what you think…

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML

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What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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Comments (426)

ArielTheMermaid 17

LOL

ArielTheMermaid 17

LOL

Petunia888 13

HAHAHAHA!!! I laughed my ass off when I read this post as well as the comments!

dreannaLOV3 0

ahahahahaha chino ahah some ones curious gorge

miss2kute31 0

Why would you hump your dof back? That's just wrong

what are you on, that's just descusting. I hope the dog was the same sex/is gunna have strange mutant babies...

musicman305 2

Thats badass lmao

Ashilivione 1

if I say that, I would be scarred for life... FYL for humping the dog.

Haha! Omfg this is funny!

LMAO. One of the best FML posts ever. Still LMAO. I will be telling my friends about this one. Still LMAO.