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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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It's not what you think…
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
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Comments (426)
Mickey2315 0
What...the hell...is wrong with you? This isn't an FML, it's a FYD (F*** Your Dog). Who the hell thinks of doing that?
mylittlecrow 0
dude... lmao
bcuzimblonde 0
can we please have to follow up on what happened next!!
xO_starstruck_xO 0
humping your dog while your mom comes in?!...hm pretty fun.
Udyjay 1
lol wtf
takran 0
This is the most awkwardly hilarious thing I've read all day, omg.
amanda088 0
lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao..you made my day not the greatest choice of showing dominance but hahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahhaa
Heartbroken81 0
That was not the best thing you could have done.ROFL(Rolled On The Floor Laughing)!!!! But you made my day that is the funniest thing I have ever heard.!!!!!!!
caffrinn 0
auto-favourite. 'nuff said.
kisses_fml 0
WTF?!?!? you need to see a therapist