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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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It's not what you think…
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
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clouds9 0
LMAO. I do the same with my bunnies, but only because bunnies use their chin to mark their property. Bad timing so FYL, but YDI because clearly you were smoking something.
ShelbyG 0
# 237 Lmfaooo, Definately. Hillarious too xDDD
Tilde_fml 3
FYL. I would do something like that if I were a male, too.
aeris_fml 0
... What the bloody hell?
FreedomFirst 0
You heard wrong. It just means he's horny. Grow up; who cares if your dog thinks he's dominant anyway? He still needs you to buy his food. That was really immature.
fcuk_fml 0
.............. hahahahahahahaha
Special_K 0
awkward!
alexexox 0
rofl .
pee_my_pants 0
i feel bad for the dog. Dogs aren't used to getting humped by humans. Are you on crack?
khanrava 0
ROFL, this is awesome. don't feel bad for the dog, he started it