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It's not what you think…

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML

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What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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BipolarBettie 0

I choked because I laughed so hard nice going

LOL #1 said it all XD

Epiphany1882 0

LOL @ # 12, dont give him any ideas. This belongs in a movie. This kids got a odd sense of humor tho. lol

why are you ******* dogs in the first place.

i was at work when i read this... AND I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!! costumers were looking at me and thinking - "what the **** is he laughing about?"

r u guy or a girl?

lostchick64 0

when did something like that everrrr seem okay?

ClandestineME 0

This is so not right. Instill your dominance somewhere else, get off the dog.

omar_fml 0

haha where the **** did you read that

wow. just WOW.