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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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It's not what you think…
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?
fueledbyamy 0
thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!
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ZEROGage 0
Um, was your brain surgically removed at birth you ****** moron? Do the world a favor- DON'T BREED. Especially not if you don't know better than to hump a mutt!
jenn22_fml 0
um....wow. dont understand what was going on in your head.
Tall_Kid 0
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA i love you thats something i would do!!!!!!!!
SwingSea 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The only thing more disgusting than *********** is Nancy Grace's face... at least something has you beat!
Scott_George 0
hey guys dont b so mean! im sure they got the idea from 2kinds.com, cept they didn't have a pet tiger lmfao. best one today i agree with #1, adding, and can i have some?
CaptainDude86 0
What is WRONG with you?
LadyinaBlueDress 0
Hahahaha, great logic :P
kayapapayaa 0
some people just have really bad timing...
rawr_93 0
ahahahaha that made my day! the mental images are disturbing yet extremely amusing...
_mcs_ 0
This is disgusting. Truly disgusting.