Today, I realised I need to grow up when I couldn’t stop laughing throughout a very serious meeting entitled, “Master / Sub Remediation Program.” It’s about electricity meters. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a serious meeting with my boss and a client when I remembered a dumb meme my friend sent me last night. I couldn’t stop myself from snorting. Everyone stopped and looked at me. My boss said, “Is something funny?” Nope. Not anymore. FML
Today, my mother-in-law, who I love to bits and also work with, came into my office, so I greeted her with our usual, “What now, you old bat?” expecting the usual, “Cost estimates, you cheeky young bleeder.” It wasn’t her, it was the company owner. My mandatory sensitivity training starts Thursday. FML
Today, I was asked to dumb myself down so the people I was training could comprehend what I was saying. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with the team I lead and some of the bigwigs. I was discussing our recent successes, when one of my underlings decided to be a clown and made a dumb pun. The bigwigs all snorted and one said, "The half hour of boring drivel was worth it for that." FML
Today, I found out how hard it is to actually change light bulbs. I work with electricians. FML
Today, for some reason, I called my boss "Mum" in a meeting. To make it worse, I panicked and followed it up with, “Can I have a raise?” Everyone laughed except my boss. FML
Today, I managed to electrocute myself on a plug socket while I was showing a group of trainee electricians how not to electrocute themselves while rewiring a plug socket. FML
Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML
Today, I attended a family gathering where everyone was taking turns sharing exciting life updates. When it was my turn, I proudly announced that I'd finally mastered the art of adulting... only for my dad to pipe up with, "Makes a change from when you used to wank like a gibbon thinking we couldn't hear you up there." FML
Today, my husband told me that he thinks I'm not doing real work because I laugh during online meetings. Sorry I'm not miserable all the time. FML
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DrSamba1 8
I once told a joke at work about "blowing chunks". A few days later, we were on a teleconference with our customer, when my manager quite seriously asked the question, "What happens if the server blows chunks?" One by one, we all remembered the joke and cracked up laughing and the customer had no idea why.
bleachedraven 14
I wouldn't be laughing through the whole meeting, but how could sex not come to mind with that title 🤣
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DrSamba1 8
I once told a joke at work about "blowing chunks". A few days later, we were on a teleconference with our customer, when my manager quite seriously asked the question, "What happens if the server blows chunks?" One by one, we all remembered the joke and cracked up laughing and the customer had no idea why.
bleachedraven 14
I wouldn't be laughing through the whole meeting, but how could sex not come to mind with that title 🤣
lukey101 26
Yeah, my thoughts exactly. The kicker was when someone incorrectly referred to a sub-meter as a “slave”. So we had masters and slaves. Couldn’t contain myself
IHaveThePower 18
I'm pretty sure those things get named like that on purpose.
Warp1978 15
No, no you don't. I chuckled at that and I'm 42.😄😄😄