Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
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S0CCERSTAR01 2
Should have punched him in the balls and asked if he still wanted to have sex
DawnShadow_fml 5
While your vomiting ask him if he wants a *******
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Comments (181)
lex1459 38
Sounds like a concussion.. :/
benmec 18
No no. You're wrong.
benmec 18
It's NOT a concussion. You're fine. Go ahead & take a nap. ;)
asianess223 0
When you have a headache, sex is actually helpful because before you ****** chemicals are released to make you feel better.
RedPillSucks 33
Not when you have the headache from a concussion. That's brain bruising. If she's also bleeding in the brain, an increased blood flow might not be so helpful.
Epic_story17 0
what a dick move lol i hope your okay!!
funnyfiona 0
What a douche dump him! Its for the best.
HeyHey_Star 3
Now we can see why his childhood dream of becoming a firefighter fell short. Sorry chick your boyfriends kinda a doosh.
buttercupbbe3 2
You realize him dropping you directly on your head, could possibly be a concussion? I hope you went to ER
5t3ff1k4h 47
If It's that bad OP, I'd hope you went to nurse your war wounds rather than listening to him and perhaps allowing him some sex after that.
VGrey 4
Those are signs of a concussion. He should have considered taking you to the ER, not worrying about if you still wanna have sex..
theburtonbullet 5
Sex actually relieves head aches. It dropping and causing you to throw up is no reason to continue!
5t3ff1k4h 47
I really hope you're trolling.