Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend was getting up to leave and I, trying to be romantic, got up behind her and tried to swing her back down onto the bed and kiss her simultaneously, misjudged the distance and threw her into the wall, her head then bounced off the wall and into my forehead, spraining her nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, I learned that I do not possess the upper body, core, or leg strength to hold my girlfriend up during sex. I simultaneously collapsed and dropped her onto her coffee table. We are now both being treated at the hospital; her for glass wounds, me for a concussion. FML
Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11pm to her garage where we started to have sex. When she came to climax she slipped and hit her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down; we were both still naked, and she was unconscious. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
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giantsfan2010 23
Into the ceiling? Are you superman?
bravesfan112233 0
FINISH HER!!!
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Comments (419)
flipstar530 0
wow. sucks
whymee55 6
giraffes against ceiling fans! I'm guessing she IS a giraffe after you accidentally lifted her over 5 ft in the air. think about it.
LunaNstars 0
the poor girl does not have to be a giraffe to reach the ceiling. he just lifted her up too high. and simultaneously turned her off :/
rhiseph 0
guess you aren't getting lucky :(
YacL 15
Jeez, how low was that ceiling? Or how tall are you?
joeismyhoe 0
you must be freaking 7 feet or taller
urdirtyolduncle 15
That's sexy!
bravesfan112233 0
FINISH HER!!!
kyndaldawn95 0
Either he or she is a Giraffe
KiddNYC1O 22
Lmao #90
31889 0
It could have been worse....she could have been to heavy to pick up
mmedeiros14 0
^ This is true.
MissBunny25 0
Look at the bright side, at least it wasn't a major concussion.
mfmylifesrsly 30
this reminds me of this question my friend asks "on a scale of 1-7, how many giraffes are you?" (meaning how high are you since giraffes are tall...yeah) cool story Haley!
MyScrewedUpLifeS 0
ceiling **** block win!!! ceiling cat iz watchin
zendaddy0 0
#90 it's finish ON her
drew2711 0
see if you were smooth(like me) you would have just got on top of her and started violently humping!
kateeeh 0
uhhh im 5'6" and i lift my baby cousin in the air & depending on the ceiling she can easily touch it so there ya go
ucofresh 4
90 FTW!!!
DrewSmooth 0
kateeh. your argument is invalid because you love Justin bieber.
MissBunny25 0
243, let me start by saying Amen, brother.
nickward5252 0
hahahahaha
bighit81 0
hey(:
DrewSmooth 0
^umm...I think I'll be going now..
isaidexcuseme 0
very truee
DrewSmooth 0
Bunny, if you started with that, what were you going to finish with? :P
SunshineBoy21 0
My thoughts exactly! Maybe in Canada they have 6 foot ceilings ;)
omg_a_BALLOON 0
Just like your mom last night.
slantyshanty 7
to put your head through the roof? that must have taken a lot of force to do. your lucky it was a mild concussion.
nswan 5
hit her head, get no head.
dirtyblond 4
#90,#210,ó all WIN! :)
MrBrick 0
Kateeh, why is Justin grabbing his ******?
ydi_4_suking 20
poor kateeh has bad taste in music. i think beiber is trying to pull her testicles out from inside her stomach
pitchblease 2
win
Ihatethesenames 0
she didn't get to
prince122 0
it sounds like a sexy position to me.
sheribb 5
how did you manage to put her head through the ceiling ? you would have literally had to have thrown her up in the air
MyScrewedUpLifeS 0
I guess they should raise the roof... oh no! r u saying u roofied her, op? naughty naughty!
SirreAibohRose 0
Awww, the poor Canadians! The ceilings are too low and the getting is tough when you're trying to get it on. D:
sarah_cheverie 0
Failure...
Garayy 0
1.Did she have big boobs? 2.Was she Muslim? 3.DID YOU KEEP GOING?!?!!!?!??
sourcherri23xx 0
super fail
mexicutioner123 0
epic fail
nmearayta 0
(insert adjective) fail
F14Shado 0
fail whale
KiddNYC1O 22
Mega Fail! KYS ^
whitesox365 0
choochoo! hop aboard the failtrain! or bump your head trying to get on!
MyScrewedUpLifeS 0
fail bird!!! ka ka ka ka.... pfffft!
Bravo11 14
Fail Boat!
ivanoff 0
At least she won't remember how bad you are in bed
FailBear920 19
Failbear920!
KingDingALing 9
KiddNYC- KYS = Kiss your sack?
wisericky 12
fail sause?
every1luvsvag 10
* Sauce.
MyChemical_fml 0
223 - I think it means kill yourself.. But yours was funnier :D..
Asario 0
its too bad it wasnt more serious. then shed be unconcious and you could do anything you wanted with her! and you cant get in trouble for rape, as you were told that she was indeed going to have the sex with you.
omfgTACOsYeSs 0
your dads condom failed:P ... bing bing bing. we have a winner.
shaggyfresh 0
super dick
MiserableDarling 0
240: despicable, vile, wretched, repulsive... what other words could I use to describe you?
Lolzasaur1337 0
dear god how tall are you... or how low is the ceiling
dirtyblond 4
Your mommas abortion was a fail.
glitterysnails 7
How do you lift someone so high they hit the ceiling? Do you live in a hobbit house?
sarah_cheverie 0
I love you...
Asario 0
270: you can call me sexy. :)
AMagicalLeoplura 0
223- Kick Yoda's stomach
nejacobsen 0
hahaahqhahahaha go try again..
ClumzyBunny 0
tactical facepalm
heybowchick 0
OUCH! Just like your name! :)
CRrawsum 7
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that happened to my brother once...
TeDDY0522 0
that happened 2 me too but it wasnt the ceilin it was the fan..I'm lucky though I actually realized it was there and saved my gf from gettin her head chopped off..
tesuan 0
WTF #3 how do u know?
Katie_the_Great 6
24 My thoughts exactly!
CRrawsum 7
No, he smashed his head through a ceiling before, not while has was *******. o.O
BugsBunny1 4
Actually 18, Mythbusters proved that impossible.
shrinkydinks 0
omfg! I totally was just enjoying your picture! that's tripped the hell out of me!
oolama 2
...incest?
mfmylifesrsly 30
I don't get it 24...
KiddNYC1O 22
I would hope it was not while has was *******.
docscientist 10
Decapitation by a ceiling fan? I don't think so.
CRrawsum 7
HAHAHA I've smashed my head into ceiling fans multiple times.
CRrawsum 7
oh, and why not Doc?
rocketeer_97 1
CRrawsum- are you stupid ? oh wait, yes you are. youre just a little 13-14 year old. you cant be beheaded by a ceiling fan. first, its not sharp enough to cut you. it might just bang your head a bit. and second, you shouldnt even be on here.
DrewSmooth 0
^umadbro? anti-flood
CRrawsum 7
Ah, thanks dad. I wasn't aware I wasn't old enough for this, I'll delete my account as soon as possible. Once again, sorry dad.
rocketeer_97 1
260- naah, it's just some people shouldnt try being a smart ass
rocketeer_97 1
265- i guess you cant read either, huh. because obviously you didnt read the part where it asks if you are 17 and older. huh. and your welcome son.
TeDDY0522 0
I was kinda messin around bout her gettin her head chopped off..it was on medium power but I know that wud have hurt like hell and she wud never let me live through it
A7X_LoVeee 10
Hey, 273, you're 21 years old and you're picking on someone who is 14 over the Internet. Grow up.
rocketeer_97 1
312- im not picking. im looking out for.
CRrawsum 7
<3 so funny :]
rocketeer_97 1
334- TRUCE (:
Saint_Pete_Saint 0
3 I can burst ur bubble of I want to
CRrawsum 7
Truce I suppose...
CRrawsum 7
Truce I suppose...
CRrawsum 7
Truce I suppose...1
rocketeer_97 1
wtf ! girl i am so sorry. my ******* little 16 year old brother hacked my account & yeah, said all that shit.
Beebow_fml 5
Put her head through the headboard next time
marilynmanson646 0
hot
murlocholmes 5
alright... that's enough foreplay...
giantsfan2010 23
Into the ceiling? Are you superman?
stfuitscindeeeh9 3
seems like it.
crewgirl2010 0
lmfao
johnson94 5
it's best to not lose your head and stay calm in these situations... teehee!
iwubbtitties_fml 0
na she was prob asian
PuddinB 3
right. how tall is he lol
TrackGirl19 29
His girlfriend was probably really small and not very heavy..
xAustinZx 0
you ****** her senseless
mexicutioner123 0
haha ^ win
hilariexcore 0
i think it's more "fail" than "win." He didn't get to have sex with her; he gave her a concussion before he got to that part..
BahahahLOL 0
SMH 226 **** my generation.
every1luvsvag 10
278- Suck My Hat?
gearsmaster 0
damn canadians and their gnome houses. I bonk my head everytime I don't go into a canadian house. which is always.
Xoey 0
gnomes are found in the United states as well.
iamfreakinkylie 0
damn...
number1beaner 0
and I bet you still banged her huh.
hellosir23 0
136- lmfao
iamfreakinkylie 0
oh yea(;
Jojo08_fml 0
haha what a loser (:
Ricky_Diggler 0
woohoo, you f***Ed her lights out.
Mice_fml 0
he did more than that
sebastianduarte1 0
8. i see what you did there
Aznboifreakster 0
lol
JenL_fml 7
How low is the ceiling? o.O
Daerauko 0
ever hear of a dropped ceiling?
dl7708 0
who cares!
JenL_fml 7
Actually, no I haven't. You learn something new every day...
rocketeer_97 1
227- stop drawing attention to yourself & put some clothes on. kay ? thanks(:
dirtyblond 4
You're hot!;O ^
annasakki 0
and ur dirty :)
vclare 0
or how high is the couch!?
every1luvsvag 10
I would like to go ahead and say that every girl that has commented on this is hot.
annasakki 0
polar bears are soooooo cute
SirreAibohRose 0
Lol #369, relevance? :P
eddieyes 0
do you guys live in a cave or what
awkid23 0
wtf? how could you put a head through rock without smashing the head first dipshit
Sprocket 5
PROTECTIVE HEADGEAR.