Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML
Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML
Today, my dad has been hitting the bottle, and will only respond to anything I say in a slurred rap. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, I told my Dad I was an alcoholic and had decided to seek help. His reply, "Don't stop drinking, you are the life of the party, funny and beautiful when you drink." FML
Today, I received a text from my dad, which was borderline-incomprehensible due to an insane amount of text language. I replied, jokingly asked if he had a stroke while writing it. A few seconds after hitting send, I remembered the stroke he suffered last month. FML
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Top comments
Shrtpixy 0
People usually tells the truth when intoxicated.......USUALLY! so don't take it hard.
dammn 0
awwwww :(
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Comments (167)
KEVINPASH 0
You should get drunk with your old man, I sure ya'll would have a great time.
aorejel8 0
would he happen to be mexican? you know us mexicans only get sentimental when we're drunk.
Passa 0
Don't worry, my dad only says that when he's drunk too. I think it's more of a man-pride thing, he can't bring himself to say it when he's sober. 'Tis not a big deal.
latuka 0
i don't get why this is sad or sucks. your dad shouldn't have to tell you that he loves you. i mean my parents never tell me but i know they do. when people say 'i love you' all the time, it soon looses its meaning. I don't get why this is an FML. he shouldn't have to tell you he loves you for you to know it.
Ashleigh_85 0
He loves you and he means it, sometimes people can't show their real emotions or feelings if they aren't intoxicated.
Sessee 4
Or maybe he has an amazing sense of humor.
LilKonvicted 0
I think he was telling the truth
MagneticGuitar 0
He was being truthful...
Art_Vandeley 0
Big deal. My dad never told me he loved me, and he was always drunk.
DBJ740 0
You're a bunch of drama. Take what you can get.