Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML
Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML
Today, my dad has been hitting the bottle, and will only respond to anything I say in a slurred rap. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, I told my Dad I was an alcoholic and had decided to seek help. His reply, "Don't stop drinking, you are the life of the party, funny and beautiful when you drink." FML
Today, I received a text from my dad, which was borderline-incomprehensible due to an insane amount of text language. I replied, jokingly asked if he had a stroke while writing it. A few seconds after hitting send, I remembered the stroke he suffered last month. FML
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Top comments
Shrtpixy 0
People usually tells the truth when intoxicated.......USUALLY! so don't take it hard.
dammn 0
awwwww :(
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Comments (167)
waxstigmata 0
:hug: i'm sorry
livingdeadgirl 0
Well you know what they say....drunken words are sober thoughts.
Mikeymikey 4
Its not an FML, some guys get usually emotional when drunk, and think about what matters most in their lives.. he smsed you. that should mean something to you.
molly_girl 0
Sounds like my bro He doesn't like me much until he's drunk, then he tries to hug me, it's scary!
mvivori 0
you have to wonder what kind of assholes actually click YDI on this kind of thing.
Kyzomo 0
its not a FML cuz at least he says it right? when ur drunk the truth comes out.
happy_39 0
AWW.
BaldOuting 0
thats kind of a creepy relationship y'all have...
butterfly_queen 0
wow, that sucks. I feel bad for you... =[
UsingLogic 0
I can't help but think, what if the father had suddenly realized he did not say "I love you" to his children often enough, so he decided to try harder, but when his child replied by "Are you drunk?" he felt stupid or got offended so he replied "yes of course". A lot of people hate it when they try to improve in order to be nicer with other people, but their efforts are only received with sarcasm and anger. OK I don't know if I am really clear but I'm sure a lot of you know what I'm talking about. It's like when you have a fight with your boyfriend/girlfriend (or anybody else actually) who is blaming you for something you did, and then you honestly promise to improve yourself because you want to make him/her happy, but he/she replies "I don't care, do whatever you want". I know if I had been the father I would probably had replied the same thing because I would had been very pissed by this ungrateful reaction. Perhaps he made mistakes, but if he's trying to improve don't knock him down straight away like that!