Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML
Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML
Today, my dad has been hitting the bottle, and will only respond to anything I say in a slurred rap. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, I told my Dad I was an alcoholic and had decided to seek help. His reply, "Don't stop drinking, you are the life of the party, funny and beautiful when you drink." FML
Today, I received a text from my dad, which was borderline-incomprehensible due to an insane amount of text language. I replied, jokingly asked if he had a stroke while writing it. A few seconds after hitting send, I remembered the stroke he suffered last month. FML
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Top comments
Shrtpixy 0
People usually tells the truth when intoxicated.......USUALLY! so don't take it hard.
dammn 0
awwwww :(
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Comments (167)
iloveWH 0
my dad has never told me he loved me. get over it.
ogtwag 2
perfectly normal
arieanacrust 0
agree with 5 probably just easier for him to open up
tequilaplata 0
My dad and I barely speak, then once we get drinking we open up. Its normal.
DarkMirror 0
aww =[
EffExWives 0
I don't see the problem. Some of "us" just aren't very affectionate according to one of my many ex-wives. It has no bearing on whether he really loves you or not. You'd probably be surprised.
lessie_babie 0
awe d00d :( thats gotta suck! but when people are intoxicated, they usually just say what they are really thinking, so :) take it as a good thing!
p_DON 0
at least your dad says i love you.
Jenny_bee 0
OMG... Don't feel bad... My dad does the same thing... Your not alone
peace9 0
woooow thats sad suckaaa