Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML
Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML
Today, my dad has been hitting the bottle, and will only respond to anything I say in a slurred rap. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, I told my Dad I was an alcoholic and had decided to seek help. His reply, "Don't stop drinking, you are the life of the party, funny and beautiful when you drink." FML
Today, I received a text from my dad, which was borderline-incomprehensible due to an insane amount of text language. I replied, jokingly asked if he had a stroke while writing it. A few seconds after hitting send, I remembered the stroke he suffered last month. FML
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Top comments
Shrtpixy 0
People usually tells the truth when intoxicated.......USUALLY! so don't take it hard.
dammn 0
awwwww :(
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Comments (167)
cute_princess 3
that is sooo rude.!! you shoult talk to him so that he tells you he loves you when he is not drunk.. because then you would actually feel loved and not get the feeling that he's drunk.. :)
ohdamn_fml 2
Waaaah.
rukusrazor 0
So what, at least he tell you he loves you. Think about all the other people who can't say that even?
Crazi_Me 0
Hey at least he says it to you!!! Only thing my dad has ever said to me was a was a mistake. This was when I was 15 and it was my first time ever talking to him. Neddless to say it was also the last.
overxrated 0
aww, i know how you feel:[
couragewolf9001 0
I don't see what the problem is. My father told me that he loved me once, that I can recall, in the past 5 years. I was headed to Iraq. *shrug
alexxaxox 0
aww. like they all said the usly tell the truth when drunkk and stuff. at least he says it to you ever once in awhile and you have a dad. my sister doesnt. well obvs. she does but she doesnt know him never has. he doesnt even know shes alive.
nooneelse 7
Well it doesn't seem too bad for me, well maybe because my dad does the same sometimes...xex...
DankJemo 0
Ah, don't take it personal. Your father is probably from a generation of men that were taught not to really say that.
RayDay 0
awwwwww :[