ms_nothing
United States
Today, I went to register for college classes with my mom. Upon leaving, my mom confessed to me that she thinks I will get pregnant and drop out before my freshman year is over. FML
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rein 8
prove her wrong and wait till senior year.
cudi504 4
Now the pressures on OP not to get pregnant and drop out just to prove her mom wrong...probably her moms master plan all along
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rein 8
prove her wrong and wait till senior year.
EvilPotato 15
that's a strange fear.
cudi504 4
Now the pressures on OP not to get pregnant and drop out just to prove her mom wrong...probably her moms master plan all along
Ugi 27
Or she will feel under no pressure to avoid it because she knows her mum is expecting it anyway so it won't come as a shock or disappointment. If that's her master-plan I think it could easily backfire.
Majstr 23
Mam speaks from her experiences.
PandaPi 0
Depends on people in college, I know someone who went from kind and innocent to **** like person. Don't hang out with the wrong crowd
SteveTheJanitor 6
10 - you're picture reminds me of gibby off icarly
slitherbomb 0
At least she thinks you can get laid!
ms_nothing 10
My mom actually got pregnant with me in high school, so I'm already older than she was, and not pregnant... as far as I know. Jk. :P
ms_nothing 10
My mom went to college in her 30s. She got pregnant with me her senior year in high school, and waited til she was in her 30s to go to college. I plan on proving her wrong. I've never done anything to make her say something like that.
DalekScythe 0
OP- Your mom is a dick... :(
kathuzada 6
Or raped
raaawwwrrZ 8
Prove her wrong get pregnant and drop out before freshman year starts
sydstoomuch 19
It's only cuz history often repeats itself. Especially in families. It's good she told you, at least now you know what you're 'not' gonna do.
95Sins 7
Hahaha!
gmc_blossom 21
Hehehe!
rainbo955 0
Hohoho!
Livzii 5
well go prove her wrong! :)
xlord 27
Yea!!! Just use a condom
sxe_beast 11
It looks like the Catholics read FML (thumbs down for advocating contraception?).
mea_iloveskiing 26
Do exactly what she said! :D
fucentarmal 1
fyl, your mom is a passive aggressive bitch who is jealous of all the sex you will have the opportunity to have. she wants to piss you off so you don't have as much fun as college can be. fymom, have fun, just be smart about the birth control, tell your mom you want on the pill.
SteveTheJanitor 6
um..so do you have issues with your mum cause it seems Luke you have some rage against mums
SteveTheJanitor 6
I mean like instead of Luke. 'twas my auto correct. I sincerely apologize
krysteague 1
Seriously you need to learn what passive aggressive means because that wasnt passive at all. Or really aggressive either. And frankly you need help. If she is whoring herself out in high school then her mom might have a point.
manic_maniac11 13
Thats quite a confession...That sucks OP. Don't take it to heart
ms_nothing 10
Thanks, I didn't really care. I don't let what other people think/say about me affect how I see and feel about myself. I know the truth, and I don't care what anyone else "knows" about me. :)
tj4234 36
Well that sucks. Sounds like she did it herself tbh.
Mirorbo 27
Such nice parents these days...
CrazyGirl445 4
yea one of my friends moms told her I'd be pregnant by 14
eminemchick 19
well ur username IS "crazygirl"..
Enigmax2514 7
Tell her " you are almost right mom! But I will ensure he uses a condom until the 2nd year. Ain't I a good girl, huh?" if you are pissed about her magnitude of faith in you
ollierobs 0
Magnum-tude*
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
go out and prove her wrong! :)