Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML
Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML
Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
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CTL_fml 0
gross. what kind of shorts do you wear?
erikaisthebest 0
That is beyond disgusting...if you can see you bush though your shorts there is a major problem...I'm not sure if its with your shorts or your grooming. Gross.
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sexiled4life 0
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wow YDI for having a hairy pussy
pwincessa23 1
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Ewwww! shave! or wax or even a hair removal cream!
nateb1tch 1
Meow meow
lebronesque73091 12
Geez, you have to trim the hedges every once in a while.
MiGman 5
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282 no you don't it was put there for a reason why not leave it there
capslockisgood 19
296 Well just because food doesn't magically appear in your stomach, that doesn't mean that you shouldn't eat.
CzechIsBack 15
297: thank you! Might as well leave the umbilical cord on, too
SammyS2012 21
297- the cord falls off naturally. No one removes them. your comment is technically invalid
thtperson 13
-302 that was the wrong person
cwl727 33
Totally agree it is there for a reason.
Boomi 39
Excuse OP for wanting to be sanitary! Pubic hair isn't gross, it protects against friction that can cause skin abrasion and injury, as well as acts as a shield from bacteria and other unwanted pathogens, and is a big part of puberty. I should know, my mother was a nurse and a lot of my friends have had vaginal yeast infections because always shaved completely instead of keeping at least SOME of their pubic hair remaining where it is the most important. Don't be rude for other people's personal choices about their body, especially with something with such a high priority function.
jimmyironic 9
so, since when did letting your body remain in its natural state mean that person deserves ridicule? some women don't like looking like a 12 year old down there. shame on you for trying to body shame her.
anonymos_fml 0
Yi agre with #1.. haha
rufio420 0
agreed do something with that bush
CTL_fml 0
gross. what kind of shorts do you wear?
miss_sweet_toxin 0
shorts might be fine, just might be that hairy?
moofin 0
Ew wtf shave that hairy beast
erikaisthebest 0
That is beyond disgusting...if you can see you bush though your shorts there is a major problem...I'm not sure if its with your shorts or your grooming. Gross.
fuckmyl1f333 0
#1 and #4....YDI thats pretty funny tho
Sue21 0
Wooooooooooaaahhhh eeeewwwwwwwwwww
thisismyname_fml 1
agree with #4. if they're short enough to show that, then they are too short. or you have a serious issue... as for your response to what you thought he said, do you honestly think that's a healthy way to pick up guys?
24788 7
He has a great sense of humor. I probably wouldn't have the balls to say that.