Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML
Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML
Today, my dad has been hitting the bottle, and will only respond to anything I say in a slurred rap. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, I told my Dad I was an alcoholic and had decided to seek help. His reply, "Don't stop drinking, you are the life of the party, funny and beautiful when you drink." FML
Today, I received a text from my dad, which was borderline-incomprehensible due to an insane amount of text language. I replied, jokingly asked if he had a stroke while writing it. A few seconds after hitting send, I remembered the stroke he suffered last month. FML
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Top comments
Shrtpixy 0
People usually tells the truth when intoxicated.......USUALLY! so don't take it hard.
dammn 0
awwwww :(
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Comments (167)
xWhereswaldo 0
The truth comes out when people are drunk. So this is a good thing. My dad has never said he loves me, I don't like him very much anyway, so it doesn't matter to me.
danielleFML 0
i got an alcoholic father too. sucks.
oh_dee 0
It's okay, my dad almost never tells me he loves me either (but my family isn't the most lovey-dovey as it is)...don't they always say that the truth comes out when you're drunk?
Leiqha 0
dOn`t feeL bad. my dad onLy teLLs me he loves me when hes drunk too. or when something really really bad happens like someone dies or he found out i was pregnant @ 16 or somethinq like that. i quess thats just how some people are
strangersdk 0
I fail to see the 'fmylife' in this. What's the problem? 47 you got pregnant at 16? hopefully aborted it.
xxhiyo 0
well my dad never tells me he loves me, so i think you win this one o.O
evilralphwiggum 0
At least he tells you he loves you sometimes then. :P FMylife? more like. Thank God he's still alive saying he loves me..even if he's drunk..fml fail.
fmlfan137 0
fyl dude this is HORRIBLE!!! i totaly feel for u
chocolatenumnums 0
never doubt that he means it unless he's a cheap drunk
jaime926 0
at least yours tells you that he loves you, i'm 21 and mine has said it to me exactly 3 times in my lifetime.