Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Inner voice
Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML
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ragsy 7
Hysterical!
snowboarder1417 2
Seems like your brain didn't turn on, let alone a filter
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Comments (148)
XxGingerBbyxX 0
umm this is confusing
xxxD3M0Nxxx 0
well hey there how you doin. think i could get some digits? ; )
camobrutal 0
hahahaha that's the best
homicidaltendenc_fml 0
Why the hell would you even think about saying that?! YDI asshole
Booskiesz 0
its funny because technically you deserved it but fuckk your lifee. haha
Spastastic 6
That's actually the first thing that popped into your mind when you were told that the child of a family member has a possibly serious medical problem? A bad, tasteless joke was your reflex reaction?
PedoBearSaysYES 0
Uh yes ESP if OP hated that member
stewpididiot 11
Common sense is making sure brain is engaged before putting mouth in gear.
Musk_fml 0
I lold. true thou =p
larisonr 4
a sense of humor is best in serious situations I say make light of it and **** verbal filters say what you think
Nutz321 0
yes!
jazzy_mane 0
haha that's awesome!
yafuckyourlife 4
Very well said 78