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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Inner voice

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Hysterical!

snowboarder1417 2

Seems like your brain didn't turn on, let alone a filter

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Comments (148)

SkullCanddi 0

I Laughed Am i Bad Person??

no not all .......hell that's funny I don't care who you are!

Fail. I love how the "I" is the only thing not capitalized, when it really should be. Please learn to form a full and proper sentence before posting, please.

yeah you're as ******* dumb as the person who wrote this

That was really funny,you get points for being witty. Though I don't think your family was quite as amused....

ok you people need to chill the **** out, he autimatically responded. it was a fucken mistake. obvisouslyy he didn't mean it. chillaxxxxx.

You're a dick for saying that to your grandma, but it was funny!!

pinkkCuteee 0

Shaking baby syndrome is a tad less than a win.

lol im going to start saying that

WTF you totally deserved it

ydi... coz you're an f'ing idiot.

grandma deserves it 4 gossiping. >:)

skroal come back