Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Inner voice
Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML
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ragsy 7
Hysterical!
snowboarder1417 2
Seems like your brain didn't turn on, let alone a filter
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UpYoursInAdvance 0
So What the **** is a verbal filter?'
ILovesMahBridge 0
Wtf is google? Wtf is a googol?
sourgirl101 29
It's thinking before you speak. And saying things in a TACTFUL way. Q: Do you think iicaptain and illmatic2 used their verbal filter before suggesting google and common sense? (: A: no shhhh...
TNB_xACiDiC 0
what the **** does wtf mean?
ThereIsNoFork 0
What the **** is a combo breaker?
Sumner750 0
nothing... OP just blurted out his thoughts and didn't stop himself
Peroxide 3
What the **** are magnets and how do they work?
Prodigy7 4
WTF is gravity?
FeedtheBrood 0
WTF is FTW backwards??
WTFreversed 5
that's my name
theapocalypse451 1
Wow. I don't even know what to say to that!
de2391 7
i think you are just an evil bitch
nerdsgetmehot 23
#13 Agreed. Verbal filter? Riiight. Thinking before you speak is really not that difficult!
Alphreak 0
LOL
ashleylee 0
how's that funny?
roxyluv 0
I'm guessing the grandma was the one shaking baby maybe unconciously
ptellini 7
Forget verbal filter how about common sense or common decency!
de2391 7
common sense is something that alot of people in todays world do not have anymore
Big_Boner 3
Agreed, 19#. What is happening to today's society... Although I have to say I almost passed out laughing at that, OP.
3563560 7
Wow asshole much? Sometimes people make mistakes so get a life.
ImaCanuck 0
Asshole but funny lol.
anthaz_fml 0
Well, it's not!
Mikehawk182 0
Common sense is not of the common virtue...
UmbreonSweetie 0
you're such an asshole. How is that EVEN funny? Oh right, it's not.
de2391 7
Its's funny at how stupid the op is not the baby