Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Inner voice
Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML
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ragsy 7
Hysterical!
snowboarder1417 2
Seems like your brain didn't turn on, let alone a filter
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manforgot 1
What's worse? Ten babies nailed to one tree, or one baby nailed to ten trees? Dead baby jokes are fun.
tchaikovsky93 0
Hahahahahahaha. Made my dayyy!
harmtouch 0
whatever! that's ******* funny. hopefully your family has a sense of humor.
0opsie 6
Good joke, bad time
LilaBear 2
hahahahahahaha :D Sorry, but that's pretty hilarious.
Tempuser117 2
I laughed. That was amusing. YDI but it was worth it.
Lucks0nmyside 0
lmao clever
xClairex_fml 1
epic!
JanisEvans 10
It would kinda suck to have you in my family, but it still made me laugh.
jdfml90 0
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.
Mauskau 36
rofl. I commented on the fml and my comment vanished. ._. when it said it had 0 votes :(