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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Inner voice

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Hysterical!

snowboarder1417 2

Seems like your brain didn't turn on, let alone a filter

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Comments (148)

you just sound like a ****

rofl, stop using that Filter, that was so damn Funny :D

angelicdemon 0

this has to be one of my favorite all time FML's

milakitty21 0

ass

damn i actually laughed at this!!! this is my all time favorite FML and op ydi. i mean come on really??

don't hate yourself for being brilliant. well played.

Best fml. Time to report it though?

that's awful op

you should be ashamed