Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Inner voice
Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML
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ragsy 7
Hysterical!
snowboarder1417 2
Seems like your brain didn't turn on, let alone a filter
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troublant_fml 1
Sounds more like **** Your Future Baby's Life than FYL, OP
caliangel 0
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Dcvictorious 0
Ummmm wow, what a moron tbh. Verbal Filter? This is something that you would say to a friend or something then? I wouldn't say anything like this but my "Verbal Filter" is on the second I'm with family. You're obviously just a twat.
saywhaaat_01 0
ok just blame it on your "verbal filter not switching on" . idiot, you're just stupid. YDI
bigbadtim 7
You're hot!!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#50 You're creepy.
sourgirl101 29
illmatic2, What happened to your comment? It was here a moment ago. I don't think this site likes you very much. lol
sourgirl101 29
illmatic2, What happened to your comment? It was here a moment ago. I don't think this site likes you very much. lol
homicidaltendenc_fml 0
He's not creepy...just stating a clear fact. She is, obviously, hot.
Phoenix1023 3
speaking of shakin' babies
Kirlyfoo 9
doesn't make sense ten bucks says that every asshole that says it ain't funny is a girl stupid ******
still_thinking 0
well that was idiotic -.-
CrazyManNo9 29
I am disgusted. WTF were you THINKING? YDI!
emmyers 0
I would have kicked your ass if that was my baby... good thing it's not huh XD
theonlysweetpea 10
Well hell its not. I would have said it seriously. Some new (or any) parents shake their children and say its a medical condition to hide it.
Theblue_fml 0
WTF is wrong with you?? Were you born without a penis???
Theblue_fml 0
Actually yes you were. Sorry for mistaking you for a guy
LysaSucks 0
It happens...
WTFreversed 5
omg that's just like saying its not rape if they enjoyed t or surprise sex
cloudgazer 3
actually it is totally different. shaking a baby could give it brain damage or even kill it. some people will do that then say it was a medical issue.
WTFreversed 5
thank you?
WTFreversed 5
sorry I didn't see that bit
aback 5
I love you.
Eroe 0
I love you too.