Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Inner voice
Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML
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ragsy 7
Hysterical!
snowboarder1417 2
Seems like your brain didn't turn on, let alone a filter
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snowboard7 0
8 ur an idiot
DifferentSparkle 5
Haha that was hilarious. YDI, but it's still hilarious! I've have a hard time not saying something like that too.
scooter69 0
that's actually pretty funny haha I would have laughed
fritomnky 0
YDI but thats funny as HELL!
KBruce317 0
Nice job on being a smartass. At least you didn't make one of those distasteful dead baby lines. I can't even call those jokes because jokes imply that they are funny. They're not funny at all. It's just sick and disgusting.
x805xUnknown 6
You make it sound like you're a robot. :p
Brooke4410 0
E
kman666 0
that's pretty fricken funny
kbn 0
that's funny. if this was facebook I would like this in a heartbeat!
ZachMitch1994 0
hahahah omg wow ... seizures suck I used to have them when I was a baby ba thing to say