Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Inner voice
Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML
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ragsy 7
Hysterical!
snowboarder1417 2
Seems like your brain didn't turn on, let alone a filter
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Comments (148)
NeonAgatha 0
i'm an epileptic.. ://
blamereptar 0
lmfao!!!!!!! that is ******* awesome hahahahaha
narcoticjunkie 0
hahahahahahaha, this one reallly made my day Jesus, hahahaha, I comend you,
PedoBearSaysYES 0
god people are so serious nobody thought that maaaaaybe OP said that because the cousin is known to be an irresponsible parent? I know relatives like that and that joke would be hilarious unless u actually love all ur family members lmfao
JManHobbs 0
Brilliant! You sir are a comic genius!
nerdwithagun 0
You sir, are hilarious. Now, it's time to work on timing....
shanners 0
I hope I'm not the only one that finds this hilarious. I feel like it's something I would say... I defintelyyy lack a verbal filter. it's sad that the babys having seizures though ): hope he/she's okay.
Focker218_fml 0
Too soon! lol
ashylarry 0
lol I can't stop laughing
Phoenix1023 3
OP should write for SNL. That shh was funny