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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Inner voice

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

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Hysterical!

snowboarder1417 2

Seems like your brain didn't turn on, let alone a filter

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Comments (148)

you are ******* idiot, douche bag!

I dont think you should be talking lady who bends back to make her AAs seem bigger

stewpididiot 11

better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're ignorant than to open your mouth and prove them right.

That's hilarious.

meandmyself69 0

funny stuff. I hope a baby never talks back to you

you sound hilarious

Grandma laughed... as did the rest of the table, they all know better then to take me seriously.

your verbal filter should be looked at stupid

kyleeeeeeeeee 0

LOL

That's toooooo f-n funny....

why r ppl so sensitive? it's a ******* joke ppl!!!